A Day In Paris Part 3

burglar: everybody fucking freeze

roseanne: fuck you

burgler: [shoots roseanne]

crystal: [blokccs the shot] oh shit guys i’m dying and suddenly harold’s name is now madison and i’m a lesbian and madison please forgive me for all my sins bye [dies]

roseanne: asshole you killed my friend [bits his fingers off]

burglar: ahhhh

police, jake and isabella arrive

they arrest the burglar

jake and isabella: th fuc

roseanne: she died very sad i am crying and upset

crystal: jk guys i’m not another dead lesbian and i healed in the hosptail

the end

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